Attending the LAM event.

So Sunday just gone was the monthly London Alternative Market LAM event in London. (details on LAM site or fetlife).   We had not been to a LAM for at least 5 years, it was held in Clapham last we knew so it was nice to only have to go 4 stops on the train, makes for an easier home journey.   Our reasons for going were simple, I wanted a wooden paddle and we both wanted to mix in a different group.

At present we attend the Ouch spanking party’s run by the fabulous Natasha and Nick of Girl for Spanking. These are brilliant parties and we love them and the people there very much.  But sometimes one longs for fresh meat…err I mean new people.   (explore this site for party’s)

So we packed our day bags and headed into deepest darkest London armed with google maps and a postcode.    Now LAM has a market that runs from 2-6 and then an hours break until 7 when the after party starts, so anything you buy at the market, you can try it out in front of everyone.

On arrival you are given an arm band (I still have mine on lol) which tells people if you are market only or market and party.   From the minute you enter the doors you are hit with a wall of noise and bodies…people everywhere and all kinky (except the bar staff i think).   Gimps, pony girls, corset wearers (male and female)  Domme’s, Dom’s. subs, spankees and bottoms.  Masters and Slaves. TV’s, CD’s  and anything else you can think of are represented at LAM, both on the stalls and the punters.  And the stalls…..such a vast amount of kink paraphernalia, from leather to wood to rubber to lexan to metal to candle and a whole bunch of other things that I didn’t see.

Alas I didn’t find my wooden paddle, I did look but couldn’t anything that resembled the picture I have in my head.  I did buy a lovely leather paddle though…well, one side is leather…the other might be rubber…i’m not sure.

It has since been tested out, on me…at home lol.  I can’t wait to try it out on someone other than me.

Anyway, we mooched our way around the stalls…on 3 floors! There were some lovely floggers and lexan cane’s that caught my eye but that might be because they reacted to UV and looked so pretty.  Lexan does nothing for me, much too painful.

We did bump into people we knew,  the mighty Lofty appeared (8ft giant) whom we had not seen since Night Of The Cane in 2010 I think.  We saw people from the London Playworkers munch and at the party we sat with a group of complete strangers who were wonderful.   We didn’t play during the party for the simple fact that it was too busy and I was not feeling confident enough.  There were two designated areas for play, both with benches and St Andrew’s crosses all helpfully roped off…but the cues to use them were long.

To be honest it all became a bit of a blur as the night wore on, but it was immense fun and the people we were with were lovely.  The venue was amazing if a little pricey (£12 for two drinks), I know drinks are more expensive in London but I think that is a bit much, the venue was packed so they must have made a fortune anyway.

To sum up, we had fun but won’t be going again this year. Maybe we’ll make it a yearly thing who knows and I have a lovely new paddle for me and for me to use.

All events mentioned can be found on fetlife.

Categories: Real Life, spanking party | Leave a comment

On becomming a Pro-Spanker.

Well, I went and did it. I joined the vast multitudes of Switches …I think.  Are you still a Switch if you only bottom to 1 person (and those 5 trusted people at parties)?

Anyway, I have officially come out of the cupboard …not the gay one, the Switch one.  I guess I have always been one, I just wanted to be a bottom for a few years to see how the other side feels.  I am loving it!  Ok so I’ve been quietly Topping for the last two years, and only came out to everyone last summer but it feels like only in the last 6 months.

I have been advertising on a couple of sites and am getting a few clients (more would be lovely) who come to my home for some mild spanky fun for a modest fee.   Of course I don’t advertise as ME lol, Jay Walker is a bottom …so I had to come up with an alter-ego. I did think about advertising as me but my evil twin wanted a shot in the light. So…. Maeve Aconite was created.

In case you’re curious (doubt it, but hey ho), here’s my current advert.

I’m a regular kinky lady who likes to spank bottoms. 
I’m 36 yrs old, 6ft tall, brunette, glasses. 
I do not shout or seek to intimidate, I offer a relaxed session where you set the pace and choose implements and level. 
I have plenty of implements but feel free to bring your own. 
I am not yet proficient with the cane but am learning. 

I do not offer role play as I cannot act nor do I offer happy endings or sexual favours. 

I welcome all levels of experience from ‘new to all this’ to ‘not sure’ even some ‘part timers’ and ‘old hats’.

I’m not a Domme i am a Spanker. 
I spank to your level, if its too soft i go harder, too hard i go lighter. 
You get to pick the implements ….if you dont like wood then i dont use it. 

Its not about me getting my jollies off by beating your arse 50 shades of red, black and blue …its about you getting a safe and sane bottom warming. 
I can leave marks but i will stop at heavy bruising and cuts. 
I like to use leather and i have a mean looking wooden paddle that is actually really nice.

I dont have a spanking bench, i make use of my living room furniture. I like to start with a cup of tea or cold drink and a chat to relax us both. Then its OTK to get you properly warmed up, then i might have you over the back of a chair or over the table. If you can do touching toes then you may find yourself in that position.

Do not message me with examples of what makes you ejaculate or scenarios I might like to consider, any such messages will be ignored and you blocked!

I charge £60 = 30 mins. £90 = 1 h. £160 = 2 hrs etc


Now some very clever people put 2 and 2 together and managed to figure out that Maeve is me just from that profile.  I am obviously more me than I thought lol.

So this is not just a shameless plug for more work, this is me maybe…MAYBE….comming back to blog land….maybe.

Worzel is fine with all this btw ….he usually holes up in the back room on the computer when I have clients, safer that way.

Thats all for now.

Oh, you can find my ad and many many others over at

Categories: Miss Aconite, Real Life, Switching | Leave a comment