Daily Archives: August 21, 2009

Creative or just crazy?

Today the folks went out and I had the crazy idea of borrowing Da’s shed, equipment and tools to make a paddle.
I started off by selecting a suitable piece of wood…which i couldn’t find cos Da only has MDF in his shed at the mo and that stuff is shite.
Then I found two pieces of perspex.
I selected one piece and drew the shape that I wanted then hand sawed it into shape. Took bloody ages and I got cramp!!!
Oh, the dimensions are

  • 15 inches long.
  • 5.4 inches wide.
  • 3 mm thick.

Then I saw Da’s jig saw so I drew an outline on the second piece of perspex, which happens to be thicker, and managed to make a much neater looking paddle.
this one is

  • 14.9 inches long.
  • 5.2 inches wide.
  • 4 mm thick.

The paddle looked great. Smooth lines, firm yet subtle..nice.
Then I saw Da’s drill and had an idea.
I found a drill bit and drilled 15, 5 mm holes in the first paddle.
It looked good so I picked up the better paddle and found a larger drill bit.
That paddle has 13, 7 mm holes.

I couldn’t find a pic of a clear plastic paddle so just imagine that one of these wooden paddles is made of clear perspex…err with smaller holes.

I’m not sure though if this makes me creative or crazy.
What do you think?

Love to Mum, Dad and Worzel.

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